Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A. He had a fang-ache.

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.

Q) What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A) He braces himself

Q) Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
A) Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it

The Smiths
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry.

“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”

“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”

Mr. Smith turned to his wife Sue. “Show him, honey.”

FISH

As I was waiting to see the dentist, a patient came out of his office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank good-ness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and under-standing too.” When it was my turn in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. A smile lit his face and explained, “Oh that was just my mother!”

A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be, the patient says, ” Before we begin, Doc, I got to know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? ”
The dentist replies “Sure you will!”
The patient replies ” Great, I couldn’t play a note before!”

An elderly patient went to have her teeth checked.

“Mrs. Hopgood, your teeth are good for the next 50 years,” the dentist beamed.
To which she replied, “but what will they do without me?”

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it.

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Crown Jewels
Light shining and instruments at the ready, the dentist prepares to treat a newly rich Russian, who has requested an emergency appointment.

He asks the patient to open his mouth, he is puzzled by the sight of gleaming platinum crowns and diamond studded fillings and inquires: “What seems to be the problem?”

With utter indifference the patient flippantly replies: “Nothing dental, my teeth are fine, I just need a burglar alarm installed quickly!”

The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry.

“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”

“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”

Mr. Smith turned to his wife Sue. “Show him, honey.”