The Smiths
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry.

“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”

“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”

Mr. Smith turned to his wife Sue. “Show him, honey.”

FISH

As I was waiting to see the dentist, a patient came out of his office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank good-ness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and under-standing too.” When it was my turn in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. A smile lit his face and explained, “Oh that was just my mother!”

A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be, the patient says, ” Before we begin, Doc, I got to know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? ”
The dentist replies “Sure you will!”
The patient replies ” Great, I couldn’t play a note before!”

An elderly patient went to have her teeth checked.

“Mrs. Hopgood, your teeth are good for the next 50 years,” the dentist beamed.
To which she replied, “but what will they do without me?”

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it.

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Crown Jewels
Light shining and instruments at the ready, the dentist prepares to treat a newly rich Russian, who has requested an emergency appointment.

He asks the patient to open his mouth, he is puzzled by the sight of gleaming platinum crowns and diamond studded fillings and inquires: “What seems to be the problem?”

With utter indifference the patient flippantly replies: “Nothing dental, my teeth are fine, I just need a burglar alarm installed quickly!”

The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry.

“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”

“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”

Mr. Smith turned to his wife Sue. “Show him, honey.”

Dear friends and patients,

The doctors and staff from Tyson’s Dental would like to thank you for your continuous trust and patronage.

We wish you a Happy Thanksgiving Holiday: good health, prosperity and peace.
Let this holiday bring you and your family happiness, rest and a hearty meal!

Dr. Alex Osinovsky, Dr. Chetana Saxena, Dr. Marie Banzon, Dr. Jennifer Diaz, Dr. Wissam Ali, Dr. Adele Michael and everyone at Tysons Dental Associates

Humorous Dental Bytes
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie…

PS. Ask the front desk staff to enter our raffle and win 2 free movie tickets next time you are in the office.

Fill ‘Er Up

A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.

“Now, young man,” asked the dentist. “What kind of filling would you like for that tooth?”

“Chocolate, please,” replied the youngster…

-Tysons Dental Associates

1.The most painstaking job in boxing is to extract opponent’s teeth stuck in the boxer’s gloves

2. A dentist chiding his son: “ You are devoid of any human compassion. You squander my money without giving any thought to the human suffering involved in my earning it

3. A female dentist talking to her patient as she adjusts the chuck on a foot-driven drill: “And now, dear pal, do you remember the days when we were classmates in grade school and you used to stick me with a pin every  time you could?”

4. “Young lady, every time I see your smile. I get the urge to invite you over to my place!”
- “You are quite a ladies’ man. aren’t you?”
- “Don’t get me wrong. It is just that I am a dentist.”

5. “Both of your teeth will have to come out”.
- “How much will it cost me?”
- “150 dollars.”
- “150 dollars for two minutes worth of work!”
- “ If you would like to, I can take two hours pulling them out.”.

6. There are three basics for keeping your teeth:
1. Brush twice a day.
2. Visit your dentist’s office at least twice year.
3. Don’t ever poke your nose into people’s business.

7. Man with his wife at a dentist’s office.
- “Do you want me to use anesthetics?” – asks the dentist.
- “No, none at all,” replies the man.
- “I am proud of you, you are a real man”, says the dentist
- “OK, darling, “ – said the man motioning to his wife – “You can get into the patient’s chair now.”

8. Two fish women arguing: “May all your teeth fall out, except one so that it can make suffer from toothache until you die!”

9. Dentist to the patient: ”You are a NERVOUS WRECK!”
The patient: “ I can’t help it. You are hitting my nerve all the time.”

10. “Your grandmother is such a happy person! She keeps smiling all the time!”
- Oh. no, they just fitted her with dentures that are way too large!”

11. Dentist to a female patient:: “Why are you screaming? I didn’t even feel the tooth.”
- “Are you telling me that you will also feel my tooth!”

12. “The other day I saw my dentist trying to fix his car.”
- “So what’s so funny about it?”
- “He held a pair of pliers in his hand and kept mumbling to it:’ Bear with me, it will hurt just a little bit.”.

13. The dentist examining a patient:
- “Does it hurt here?”
- “Yes!”
- “And here?”
- “Yes, it does!”
- “And her?”
- “Ouch! I am not going to tell you a damn thing any more!”

14. “There are two things I am most afraid of in my life: darkness and dentists.”
- “Why be afraid of darkness?”
- “Have you ever thought how many dentists could be hiding in the dark!”