1.The most painstaking job in boxing is to extract opponent’s teeth stuck in the boxer’s gloves
2. A dentist chiding his son: “ You are devoid of any human compassion. You squander my money without giving any thought to the human suffering involved in my earning it
3. A female dentist talking to her patient as she adjusts the chuck on a foot-driven drill: “And now, dear pal, do you remember the days when we were classmates in grade school and you used to stick me with a pin every time you could?”
4. “Young lady, every time I see your smile. I get the urge to invite you over to my place!”
- “You are quite a ladies’ man. aren’t you?”
- “Don’t get me wrong. It is just that I am a dentist.”
5. “Both of your teeth will have to come out”.
- “How much will it cost me?”
- “150 dollars.”
- “150 dollars for two minutes worth of work!”
- “ If you would like to, I can take two hours pulling them out.”.
6. There are three basics for keeping your teeth:
1. Brush twice a day.
2. Visit your dentist’s office at least twice year.
3. Don’t ever poke your nose into people’s business.
7. Man with his wife at a dentist’s office.
- “Do you want me to use anesthetics?” – asks the dentist.
- “No, none at all,” replies the man.
- “I am proud of you, you are a real man”, says the dentist
- “OK, darling, “ – said the man motioning to his wife – “You can get into the patient’s chair now.”
8. Two fish women arguing: “May all your teeth fall out, except one so that it can make suffer from toothache until you die!”
9. Dentist to the patient: ”You are a NERVOUS WRECK!”
The patient: “ I can’t help it. You are hitting my nerve all the time.”
10. “Your grandmother is such a happy person! She keeps smiling all the time!”
- Oh. no, they just fitted her with dentures that are way too large!”
11. Dentist to a female patient:: “Why are you screaming? I didn’t even feel the tooth.”
- “Are you telling me that you will also feel my tooth!”
12. “The other day I saw my dentist trying to fix his car.”
- “So what’s so funny about it?”
- “He held a pair of pliers in his hand and kept mumbling to it:’ Bear with me, it will hurt just a little bit.”.
13. The dentist examining a patient:
- “Does it hurt here?”
- “Yes!”
- “And here?”
- “Yes, it does!”
- “And her?”
- “Ouch! I am not going to tell you a damn thing any more!”
14. “There are two things I am most afraid of in my life: darkness and dentists.”
- “Why be afraid of darkness?”
- “Have you ever thought how many dentists could be hiding in the dark!”
