Dental e-Joke
Crown Jewels
Light shining and instruments at the ready, the dentist prepares to treat a newly rich Russian, who has requested an emergency appointment.
He asks the patient to open his mouth, he is puzzled by the sight of gleaming platinum crowns and diamond studded fillings and inquires: “What seems to be the problem?”
With utter indifference the patient flippantly replies: “Nothing dental, my teeth are fine, I just need a burglar alarm installed quickly!”
